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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Then came..
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What bait should you use for ocean fishing?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Everyone loved it.
They put up a sign reading
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Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Next, they tried...
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What did your mother say that made your jaw drop?
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
Still no good.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
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